The Taming of the Screw

150 Years without Evolving.

Everything else on your camera has been through a myriad of evolutionary changes.

We have auto this and auto that. We have computers running everything inside. We have ergonomic grips and comfortable straps, built in flash and they even fixed the way we focus with anti shake and multiple focus points. They have given us artsy fartsy solutions to make our pictures look great. They seem to have thought of everything! Or did they? 

Are you as frustrated as I with that tiny tripod screw on the bottom of your camera? $#!% and %$#!

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One of the most irritating things in photography is that annoying little screw hole on the bottom of nearly every camera ever built.

Oh Yeah, we all use it to mount a camera onto a tripod, a monopod, a grip and a whole slew of other gadgets. It has been a great place to fasten a camera to its case. But who uses cases anymore? I have even used it in a pinch with a pencil tip shoved loosely into the threads as a way to rotate the camera handheld for creating panos.

BUT…

Have you ever tried mounting a camera to your tripod outdoors at night or in cold weather? How about mounting your camera when everyone is standing there waiting for you to shoot the picture. Maybe you have tried to carry your tripod over your shoulder with the camera attached only to find that it twisted just short of falling off. Or the time it takes to screw your camera onto ol’three legs while your subject screws off into the woods and laughingly chirps at you.

The truth about this little socket is that it kind of works most of the time for what most photographers need to do. A few of my old box cameras had one on the bottom and on the side so that you could mount the camera vertically as well as horizontally. If you wanted, I guess you could use two tripods.

My hasselblad had a socket and so did my Leica, Nikon, Pentax and Canon. It is one of the few things that are completely standard on nearly every camera ever made. It must do something right - like a jack on a car I reckon.

I have always thought of the tripod screw as being invented by a plumber, an electrician or a mechanic. It seems like something they would think of. It might be that real engineers find that a solution is beneath them. Whoever did invent it must have realized that it might always be a simple solution for most users. It does work – just not very well. Most users are happy that they have one yet they may never use it or even really know what it is for. It takes very little space. The cost to the manufacturer is next to nothing. It solves a problem. If you need it, it is there. It also creates problems. Just don’t put a screw in too far.

Yes, I know about all of those fancy quick release solutions that are out there. They are all usually expensive, awkward or hang off the bottom like an unwanted appendage. I have used them all. Those things have their own problems. I know, I have to use a piece of Velcro to keep my ______ (starts with a B) mount snug or I risk it coming loose if I bump against it. Or breathe on it.

While there are many different quick releases on the market that can solve some of what I am talking about, they too need to be fastened using the same tripod screw hole as a mounting point. You have to really wrench most of them on to insure that nothing slips. I might add you probably shouldn’t over tighten it unless you want it as a permanent fixture. And if you do, you’ll never get it off without doing some major damage to the camera, the device or both.

Perhaps we will always need a tripod socket on our cameras. After all there are so many things that already fit. Everything out there with a ¼-20 thread has a means to couple with my camera or yours. It seems that all the engineering has produced an abundance of attachments with this capability.

I guess I really do love this thing. I have needed it so many times. I myself have used it to attach many different things that have certainly helped me make some of my best shots.

I just want something better. I am frustrated because it seems an easy thing to fix. There is definitely room for improvement.

Tripods are annoying enough without having to deal with the pesky screwy thingy.

Can someone out there find a real solution to this dilemma?

Please! 

 

The historic standard threading for the bolt that attaches the camera to the tripod is 1/4"-20tpi (threads per inch) British Standard Whitworth (Whitworth or BSW) for smaller cameras or 3/8"-16tpi BSW for larger cameras and pan/tilt heads. Bolts using 1/4"-20 UNC and 3/8"-16 UNC screw threads are generally close enough to work when BSW bolts are unavailable. Note: A BSW bolt in a UNC nut has play, but a UNC bolt in a BSW nut will jam.

Source: Wikipedia

 

Comments

The only mildly annoying thing is that it, like so many things, remains mired in the dusty world of Whitworth/ASW/ imperial/flintstone when every other field of engineering outside the USA standardised on metric decades ago.

My Manfrotto quick release never leaves my camera. I suggest you use similar.

BTW a .25" screw is hardly "tiny."

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