Pixiq

Hello hhamlet,
I got these for you to proofread for me.
let me know which one you like the best.
Some are pretty funny thanks.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

His teeth are brighter than he is.

No, my powers can only be used for good

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant

•Insult: "You don't know what you're talking about!"
•Comeback: "That's not fair. I know what you're talking about

•Insult: "Your writing sucks."
•Comeback: "Well, I guess you read it, eh?"

Hey Johny how did it go last night? or should we just wait for the video?

. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

If you have something to say raise your hand... then place it over your mouth.

I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time?

You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away

People like you don't grow on trees, they swing from them.

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

like your approach, now let's see your departure

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are
obnoxious and arrogant.

"If I wanted a cumback, I'd wipe it off your lips."

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a pissant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

•When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, “Gentlemen.” Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.